December 2010
37 posts
Always Remember
Me: dad, you didnt send me any money. i had to scrape up change off the floor to buy a slice of pizz
Dad: well always remember Jesus didnt even have a place to live.
Not Getting Kristen Stewart's Autograph
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not getting Kristen Stewart’s autograph. She was at the mall by my house signing posters but my dad wouldn’t drive me there because he was watching some football game on TV. I missed out on the chance to finally meet my idol.
[Female, 12]
thats probably a good thing
Sleep is for people with good time management...
for the next 11 hours i will be furiously studying organic chemistry.
and by furiously studying i mean i will be playing facebook games while listening to law and order on tv.
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Is that what you call tact?
so recently my roommate found out from someone else that me and my two other roommates do not want to live with her. see, we would have told her ourselves, but she is kind of…crazy. fact is, we would have told her eventually. the thing with her is that you gotta tip toe around her. you can’t piss her off (which you might end up doing accidentally anyway) or else she’ll throw...
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Christmas List
an attention span of more than five minutes
“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via tastefuldisfunction)
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Processed Meats Declared Too Dangerous for Human... →
cavesoflilith:
Processed meats include bacon, sausage, hot dogs, sandwich meat, packaged ham, pepperoni, salami and virtually all red meat used in frozen prepared meals. They are usually manufactured with a carcinogenic ingredient known as sodium nitrite. This is used as a color fixer by meat companies to turn packaged meats a bright red color so they look fresh. Unfortunately, sodium nitrite...
